Mwaramutse sandwiches yanjye nshya. Gishya, gushya, ndabikubwiye, ariko mubyukuri ntabwo ijambo gushya riza mubitekerezo cyane iyo mpumura impumuro nziza ituruka mucyumba cyawe. Kandi kubwimpamvu nziza, inuka ya jackal ishaje ishaje. Urimo gusinda? Ntugire impungenge, turi hano kugirango tugukize muriyi mpanuka, kuko impumuro cyangwa ntayo, hari ibintu byinshi wakagombye kwirinda kuva mucyumba cyawe.
Nyuma yo gukora ibyo ushaka.
Ariko tuzakuburira.
Ntukavuge ko utabizi.
1. Inkweto zawe neza deg '
Birumvikana, ariko turongeye kubivuga. Niba udakeneye kuba abashinzwe isuku kandi ukagumana inkweto zawe ahantu hose murugo, turacyakugira inama yo kutareka ibyo bintu byanduye byuzuye imbwa ninuma yinuma aryamye hamwe na sifile munsi yigitanda cyawe.
2. Impuruza kuri terefone yawe Kumyaka icumi ,.isoko yo gutabaza yaguye. Kurenganya gusimburwa na ringtone ya terefone zacu. Kandi ibyo biteye isoni kuko mubyukuri twakagombye gusiga terefone yacu kure yigitanda hamwe nuburiri bwacu. Usibye kuba igutera guhagarika bikenewe kuri wewe, birasa nkaho gutabaza kwa terefone bitera guhangayika kuruta ibindi byose. Kandi niyo dufite inama nyinshi za zo kubyuka mugitondo
rero ntukitwaze ko utabizi.
3. Amafoto yumuryango wawe
Sinzi niba uri umwe mubantu badasanzwe babika amafoto yumuryango (harimo nabantu bapfuye) aho barara ariko bakamenya ko atari feng-shui cyane. Kwihanganira abakurambere bawe mugihe usinziriye birashobora kuguhangayikisha bikakugora gusinzira. Nibyiza noneho, ntukigire umwana, nikihe kintu cyoroshye kikubuza gusinzira iruhande rwifoto ya nyoko wawe utera?
4. Ibikoresho byawer gukina siporo
Bimaze kubera ko umukinnyi afata umwanya. Ikirenzeho, ni bibi. Ibyo byavuzwe, niba udafite uburyohe kandi ufite guibolles zuzuye fondue ya Savoyard, turakugira inama aho kugirango uzunguze igikoresho mubyumba cyangwa mucyumba icyo aricyo cyose kitari icyumba cyo kuraramo (bitewe byukuri hejuru yurugo rwawe, ndatinyuka kwiringira ko udateganya guhuza umukinnyi mucyumba cya 9m²). KUKI? Ibikoresho bya siporo bifite impengamiro ituma wumva ufite icyaha iyo urebye kuko akenshi utabikoresha. Kandi rero, kumva wicira urubanza nijoro iyo uryamye cyangwa mugitondo iyo ubyutse kuko utigeze ukoresha uyu mutoza wa elliptique ntabwo ari byiza kubuzima bwawe bwumwuka.
5. Akazi kawe
Hamwe na Covid (uburwayi buto bwahinduye ubuzima mumezi make ubungubu, niba warigeze wumva dosiye) hamwe na tereviziyo ijyana nayo, twebyose byabaye ngombwa ko dushushanya aho tuba kugirango duhuze aho dukorera (kuriyi ngingo, turasaba ko twahitamo ibikoresho byingenzi bya tereviziyo ituje ), ariko biratangaje, gukora kuri mudasobwa yawe mucyumba cyawe ntibisabwa kuri byose. Kugirango ukore neza kuri tereviziyo, nibyiza gutandukanya uturere dusigaye nuwo wibandaho.
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6. Ibitabo utarasoma
Reka tuvugishe ukuri, ibigega byacu byuzuyemo ibitabo tutarasoma (bibliografiya yose ya Marcel Proust) kuruta ibitabo 'dusoma (Tom-tom na Nana). Nibyiza, ibi bitabo dusezeranya gusoma imyaka 12 bifite icyaha gikomeye: ntabwo wigeze usoma. Kugira iruhande rw'igitanda cyawe biradusubiza muri uko kwemerwa kunanirwa.
Rero ibisubizo bibiri bishoboka: - kwimura ibyo bitabo bitwara icyaha cyinshi.
- soma. 7. Gushyushya
Nubwo haba hakonje cyane, ntabwo byemewe gushyushya icyumba cyawe, byibuze bitarenze 17 ° C. Niyo mpamvu muri rusange dusaba kutareka ubushyuhe mucyumba. Amakuru meza, azagukiza
ikiguzi cyamashanyarazi.
8. Bullshit guswera kuri
Kugira cake, chip cyangwa shokora byoroshye mugihe uryamye nigitekerezo kibi kwisi (nyuma yigisasu cya kirimbuzi). Ntugomba kuba Einstein kugirango umenye ko (Urashobora kwiyumvisha niba Einstein yarakoze ubwo buvumbuzi aho kuba isano?).
9. Televiziyo
Nubwo igerageza kugira teloche kumuriri kugirango urebe firime na serie kugeza ubu, biracika intege cyane. Burya kuberako ureka ubuzima bwimibonano mpuzabitsina (niba rwose ufite imwe iboneka), ariko ikiruta byose nuburyo bwiza bwo kwica ibitotsi byawe. Sinzi niba uzi igitekerezo cya "KUBUZEKURI SCREENS AMASAHA EBYIRI MBERE YO GUSINZIRA "ariko biragaragara ko TV ari imwe murimwe.
10. Injangwe yawe Nibyiza ni mwiza, OK aragumbira, OK arasunika kandi bigufasha gusinzira. Ariko abafite injangwe zose bazakubwira: aba critique baswera bazagushiramo inzozi mbi buri joro. Niko bimeze, injangwe zirwanira hejuru yibitotsi byawe kandi bizagira akajagari saa yine za mugitondo, saa kumi n'ebyiri za mugitondo, saa moya za mugitondo, mbere yo gusubira kuryama neza kubitotsi bya mugitondo iminota 5 mbere yuko impuruza yawe izimya. >
Inguzanyo ifoto : Topito
11. Igisasu cya Napalm
Nubwo bigerageza, ubu bwoko bwibintu ntibisabwa hafi yigitanda cyawe na gato, cyane cyane kubwimpamvu zuburanga.
Inguzanyo ifoto ( Ubutegetsi rusange ): Edub
Inkomoko: Umucyo
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