Hooray it's back to school! Well within a week you will already be drunk but in the meantime you are a little excited by these brand new supplies still brand new and all pristine that you will be able to use, disgust, use again, lose, steal from your neighbor. If you are no longer at school, remember the happiness that these objects brought us, however useless for construction of our future.
1. Colored Bristol sheets
This is the basic supply for you to make people happy. Already because there are different colors to facilitate the organization of your lessons (pink for the lessons that I like a lot, yellow for the lessons that I'm not going to revise, green to make tone-car ).
2. The eyelets forpaste them EVERYWHERE
We're here on a very, very useless object base. You still have to be twisted to think of designing mini stickers in the shape of circles with a hole in them IN CASE your duplicate is torn. Not only does that not happen, but especially if it does, you never stick those fucking carnations anywhere other than your diary, in large quantities to form a heart.
3. A compass to make rosasses
Or to plant them in the ceiling and wait for it to fall. Yes well you're not necessarily very smart at that age.
Credits photo ( CC BY-SA 3.0 ): Arnaud333
4. Numerous stabilos
I insist on the plural aspect of this supply. Indeed your frenzy does not happen Never stop at a stabilo. Just like the Bristol cards, you need a stabilo per mood and even if your moods change regularly, you will at least have the merit of having beautiful, pretty courses full of colors. not to reread you but at least it's beautiful, please the eyes.
5. A white corrector for writing words on your backpack
The symbol of anarchy or a powerful message like “Down with capitalism” or “Long live the artichokes.” If you are really smart you can also use it as a nail polish to adopt a chic and distinguished style.
6. Ink cartridges to collect balls inside
This little ball is a bit like the mother-of-pearl found in oysters. So when your cartridge sees the beginning of the end, you eye the little ball before violently disemboweling it. cartridge to recover the precious fruit.
7. A diary to write words on the pages of saturday and sunday
Bah yeah LOGIC, think a little! These are the only two free pages except at the limit if you have DST but in general there is room to write "Big lots of slobbering kisses.
Price : from 9.99 € at Amazon.fr
8. The indelible marker
Because you're a big junkie of life and that you don't know the Poppers yet so you make yourself sniff rails of markers that will smash your head and give you a cold sweats of death, the great kwa experience.
9. A hole punch to make confetti
Okay I'm nice she's goingYou can use it once to make real holes in a sheet to integrate your binder. But its main function is above all to dig out everything you have on hand. You learn a lot physically with the hole punch.
Credits photo ( CC BY-SA 3.0 ): Core
Classic of classics. The criterium with its batch of mine refills that you never reload because in fact you played with all the mines and smashed them all. Be honest with yourself, you'll never reload that criterium, you'll buy another one, period.
11. The calculator to write " elle bese "upside down
And a question still unresolved to this day ... What can the CE key be used for?
12. The double decimeter to measure your ... forearm
Especially when you're a girl and you want to impose respect on the playground.
So I Already hear the reporter ayatollahs proclaim loud and clear that this is a scandal, that this list is incomplete, that the reporter is obviously the best of supplies, that we are bastards of left-handed people… Anyway. Yes I have on purpose. eliminated theprotractor. I don't like rapporteurs. That's it.